Monday, December 19, 2011

No Sheep, No Starfish of Bethlehem

A few weeks ago, I was pleased to find out that Olivia had a part in the children's Christmas pageant at our church. Olivia, along with the rest of the preschoolers, was chosen to be an angel. No speaking parts to memorize or recite. No cues. No exits or entrances. Just sit on the stage and be cute. Surely, my two-year-old could handle this role.

Then at the last rehearsal before the big show, the chaplain's wife offered Olivia the role of a lifetime, the Star of Bethlehem.

It was an adorable gold star costume where only her face would show. She would be center stage after Jesus' birth. I was delighted. Olivia wasn't impressed.

After trying on the costume, she immediately took it off and said "no." Another girl quickly took the star costume and put it on. Olivia cried out "Olivia be starfish." It's too late, little girl. Ah, Olivia, this is a tough life lesson learned. You gave up the star costume. You've been demoted to the herd.

Next Olivia was offered the role of sheep. She put on the soft white costume and danced around. She sat on stage and petted the boy dressed as the camel next to her. I was excited for her to be a sheep.

Sunday morning we arrived ready for her sheep debut. As soon as we walked into the chapel Olivia screamed "No sheep!"

She refused to wear the costume, despite coaxing from Benny and I and peer pressure from the other children. Instead she sat in the pew and petted her costume laying on her lap while occasionally yelling "No sheep!"

In her first Christmas pageant, Olivia was not a sheep, angel or starfish. Instead she was a stubborn two-year-old who refused to follow directions. It was the perfect role for her.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Still Scared of Santa

I was reading an article titled "Who the h#@l is that? Taking your tot to meet the big guy for the first time? You've got to read this!" in December's Parenting magazine. The writer had a list of "do's and don'ts" for taking your child for the annual photo op with the big man in the red suit. She wrote that you shouldn't push them, let them watch other children climb on Santa's lap and bring your baby's lovey.

Hmmm. Benny and I followed none of this advice when Olivia had her picture taken with Santa on my birthday a few weeks ago. We simply placed our screaming and kicking child on Santa's lap and instructed the photographer to shoot. This was the result.


Olivia and Santa 2011
It's in line with Olivia's typical reaction to Santa.

Olivia and Santa 2009

Olivia and Santa 2010
This year, after the photo, Olivia ran to Benny's arms. Benny asked Olivia to give Santa a high five (which she did) and then an elf handed her a present. She was delighted. Benny told Olivia to tell Santa thanks for her gift.
"Thank you. Thank you very much," she said before running off with her present.

Maybe next year, she won't be quite as scared of Santa.

Monday, December 5, 2011

30 Weeks

Only 10 more weeks ... but more likely 12 weeks left to go until Baby Valentino/a's arrival.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Twisted Turkey Trail Tussle

"Stop running," is a phrase that frequently comes off my lips.

Olivia runs in the library. She runs in the mall. She runs in the house. She runs in the grocery store. She runs in our neighbor's house. She runs at the park. She loves to run.

The only time she doesn't want to run is (apparently) during a sanctioned run in which her parents had high hopes and were excited to write about her first race. I was ready to write about how well she did and what a big moment this race would be in her 2-year-old life.


The race was the Twisted Turkey Trail Tussle at a nature preserve near Gettysburg. Benny signed up for the 10-mile race. Olivia and I signed up for the 1-mile family fun run.


I was confident that she would be able to complete the race without any problems. I was wrong.

As soon as Benny left us to run his race, Olivia started crying about how she wanted to run with Dadda. I bought a hot chocolate to coax her into running happiness. She drank the warm drink with a smile and then returned to whining.

When our race started, Olivia walked, holding my hand, at a snail's pace. It was the slowest Olivia has moved since the day she learned to walk. She cried for me to carry her despite my pleas of "just keep moving," sounding like Dory from Finding Nemo.

After one hour with an unhappy toddler and worried that Benny would finish running 10 miles in the same time it took Olivia and I to walk 1 mile, I spotted a shortcut. We walked down that hill and finished without an official time.

Olivia smiled when we saw Benny cross the finish line. I forgot to snap a family photo of us at our first turkey trot.

We'll try again next November. Maybe by then, Olivia will be ready to run.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly


Follow the arrow to find Olivia.
 She is growing up.

Our Little O is becoming more independent daily.

Recently Little O and I were watching the monthly puppet show at our local library. This month's show was titled "Mother Goose is Thankful for Books." The puppeteer asked for volunteers to act out the nursery rhyme "There was an old lady."

Olivia turned to me and said "I want to do that." I showed her how to raise her hand. She promptly raised her hand and was chosen to stand in the front of the room. She stood in line patiently. She listened to the librarian's instructions. She asked the puppet if she was OK when she swallowed a fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, goat, and horse. "Are you OK?" she said concerned.


Waiting for her turn.
In the end, Little O returned to me with a smile on her face. I had a smile too. I'm proud of my Little O.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Never Bake With The Three Lieutenants

Cooking blogs. There are some really great ones out in the blogsphere. The ones written by regular people who love to cook and love to share their baking advice, so they write about their friendly relationship with their oven. Every ingredient looking edible. Every recipe is explained in detail. Every meal is photographed in the perfect light.

If I wrote a cooking blog, it would NOT be this type of blog. The featured attraction would be my many tragedies (and few triumphs) in the kitchen. I would joke about how Benny will never get fat on my cooking. Even though I don't write a cooking blog, I'm going to write about my latest blunder, tonight's meal: grilled Alaskan salmon and butternut souffle.

The salmon wasn't the issue. The butternut souffle was the problem child. I found the recipe in the CEC/Seabee Can Do Cookbook. This cookbook is a compilation of recipes submitted by military husbands, wives, retired military and active duty officers.

I adore my Can Do cookbook. There are more international recipes than your typical Iowa church cookbook. It's fun to see the names of friends and attempt to create a cheesecake that you ate at a Navy potluck five years ago. In short, I had faith in this Butternut Souffle recipe.

Doubt entered my brain when Benny, Olivia and I were assembling the souffle. The recipe seemed to be missing key information (for example, the size of the baking dish) and specific directions (it never said when to add the baked squash to sugar, milk, egg, butter, and vanilla mixture.)

But the author of this recipe wasn't just one person. It was three people. It said "Three Lieutenants" and then listed the ladies by name. Ha, ha. Three Lieutenants. It's like the Three Amigos. Hilarious.

Then Benny notices the names. He knows one of the ladies. He sends her a Facebook message giving her a hard time about the recipe. The next thing I hear is laughing from the living room. A baker (even a bad baker like myself) doesn't want to hear laughing when waiting for recipe hints.

The woman told Benny she doesn't know anything about that recipe. She doesn't even know if it's good or not. She tells Benny that Olivia should NOT eat it, in case it's bad. Apparently this Three Lieutenant thing is some kind of joke that was submitted by not three, not two, but only one of the lieutenants.

It's funny for them. Not funny for a starving pregnant woman and a hungry toddler.

This is how the souffle turned out.

Would you eat this?

Does this look good? Benny picked it apart with his fork. We decided to pass on this recipe. I reheated broccoli spears and leftover Stovetop stuffing to accompany the fish.

It was a disappointing dinner. I had high hopes for this souffle. Benny says I only wanted to make it because souffle sounds fancy. There is a bit of truth in that joke. But I really thought it would turn out good. I'm putting my Can Do cookbook back on the shelf. I need some time to recoup, so I'm eating chocolate fudge that Superbaker Becky made with me on Wednesday. Drowning my baking disaster in chocolate.

I'm also avoiding a dessert recipe submitted by The "Three" Lieutenants.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Is that a baby bump?

Why, yes it is.

Taken on October 30.

That's right. Benny and I decided to roll the dice and try our luck on a second child. This pregnancy is completely different than the first one. When I was pregnant with Olivia, I seemed to be consumed by documenting every moment. I kept close records journaling my feelings about growing too large to wear my normal close, taking photos of the growing belly and measuring it every week.

This pregnancy, Olivia continues to have center stage. The terrible twos have set in and her demands seem to suck all my brain energy. This is why we have neglected to tell many people that I'm pregnant waiting instead for the belly to announce the news.

Taken October 10. Halloween Bunco. My neighbors find out the news.

The good news is this pint-sized distraction has helped the pregnancy go quickly. I can't believe that I'm already 25 weeks. More than halfway there. And looking pretty much the same size as when I was prego with Olivia. Compare for yourself.

Our due date is February 14. Again, we aren't finding our the baby's sex, so it will be a surprise all over again. I'm feeling good. No problems to report, but I'm starting to slow down as my belly gets bigger and bigger. I have trouble squeezing into small spaces and picking up things that fell on the floor. Most importantly, because of the due date and its association to a certain romantic holiday we have decided to call the baby Valentino/a until its birth date.


First baby bump photo. Taken September 12.
While in Kentucky, my belly pops out.
Taken the first week in October.
Look who is also prego. My cousin, Kel! We are due only two weeks apart.
Taken October 24. Olivia has started to notice that something is growing in my belly.
Which is bigger? The pumpkin or the belly?

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Passing the Torch

Last weekend the V-Team headed to Des Moines for a Kann family wedding. It was a great time to see family that we hadn't seen in a few years.

After landing late Friday afternoon on separate flights (another interesting adventure, but different story), a wonder dinner and beer sampler at Raccoon River in Des Moines, we crashed at our hotel.
Olivia eating spicy salsa that turned her face red. She is also drinking milk out of a glass. Miss Independent.

On Saturday morning, we (when I say we I mean O) had one thing on our mind: the P-A-R-K. We're still using spelling trickery until Olivia learns how to spell. There was just one thing in the way - breakfast.

But you are not reading this because you want to know that Grays Lake in Des Moines is lovely on a fall morning. An hour at the park, check. Quick trip to Target, check. Lunch at bland-should-have-driven-all-the-way-to-better-Mexican-food-at-Carlos-O-Kelly's, check. Back at the room flipping through college football games to round out a perfect fall Saturday, check.

That's when Michelle started doing here hair and things got a little bit blurry that I may have temporarily forgotten the reason we flew 1000 miles. That's where we pick things up.

3:00pm: Benny realizes he needs to get dressed, oh, and Olivia too.
3:30: Pulling out of hotel parking lot, we spot another one of Michelle's cousins leaving the parking lot and follow him until the GPS provides us the directions
3:50: We stop following the cousin because they took a left and the GPS says the church is on the right (one of the few times we'll solely side with the GPS)
3:55: Arrive at the church
4:00: Wedding
4:01: Olivia talks during ceremony, asks for the usual snacks and juice
5:00: Return to reception at hotel - try to occupy Olivia with cheese appetizer

Family Photo
5:15: Olivia discovers photo booth
5:18: Olivia wants to do photo booth, again, this time with her cousin Isabella (Michelle’s cousin’s daughter)

Since Olivia doesn't get to see her Great Grandma from California often (or since it was only the second time she's seen her since she was six months old), she was a little skeptical of giving hugs to family outside of the Dad, Mom, Grandma and Grandpa circle. That's when I recommended Great Grandma lure Olivia in with a cake pop. Soon after, Olivia's speed dramatically increased, and she circled the reception room and wedding party table even faster.
We discover Olivia's love for cake.

5:20-7:00: Olivia runs circles around the reception room, and takes more pictures at the photo booth
7:00: We get Olivia to sit still to eat a little bit of dinner, coaxing her to the table with a wedding cupcake
7:20: Back a the photo booth

Auntie Colleen and O in the photo booth.
7:22 - 10:30: Dancing, running, and, of course, more photo booth.

Around and around in the circle these 2-year-olds girls go.
10:45: Before the onset of an exhausted meltdown, Olivia gives farewell hugs and kisses and heads off her suite
11:00: Olivia asks for the Fruit Loops that were in her snack bag provided by the hotel. I oblige. She sits up on the bed, propping herself up with her pillow, extends her legs and crosses them, and proceeds to enjoy her sweet breakfast cereal snack as if she's watching a movie.

Seriously, you're not tired?
11:05: Michelle falls asleep.
11:06: "It's just you and me, kiddo, and you are not going to outlast me too."
11:07: Olivia asks to watch baseball. Thankfully there were no games on. Had we been on the east coast, the Brewers/Cards game could have still been on.
11:08: Lights out. It's not clear who fell asleep first, me or O.

But since O was the last one awake in the morning, and she slept most of the way back to Grandma and Grandpa's house, I'd be willing to bet there is a good chance that she outlasted both of us. And to think the original V-Team duo used to close down wedding receptions. Apparently we passed that torch to Olivia and didn't know it.

This story is based on real events and timelines are estimated based on authors recollection, which can be blamed solely on the cold and refreshing Boulevard beers he enjoyed that night.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Not since 2005

Iowa State family photo
We are excited to say that the Iowa State football team is 3-0 for the first time since 2005. This milestone is a reason to celebrate in the Volkmann household and for Cyclone fans across the nation.

We are especially excited to be living in the States this football season. We have been enjoying college football Saturdays and NFL Sundays. Well, Olivia, not so much. She would rather watch Dora, Blue Clues, and Super Why. I have no doubt that she'll learn the joys of football.

In case, you haven't been following ISU as closely as we have, here is a season recap, according to me. The first game was against Northern Iowa. It's a non-conference game that is always fun to watch in the state. We didn't catch the game, but we still wore our Cyclone gear all day, despite some strange looks in Maryland and Virginia.

Next was the biggest game of the season: Iowa Hawkeyes. I had low expectations after the one point victory against the Panthers, but being loyal fans, we proudly wore our Iowa State T-shirts.
Family photo at Sesame Place
We spent the day at Sesame Place, a theme park for Sesame Street fans located 30 minutes north of Philadelphia. Benny and Olivia were climbing in a huge net thing, when my sister, Colleen, sent me a text message saying that the game was tied. I told her the sad news. We were at Sesame Place. She kindly recommended that we find a television. Impossible in such a family-friendly theme park.

The game went into overtime (for the first time in the rivalry's history) and Benny figured out how to use my smart phone to watch the game. We took turns doing Sesame stuff with Olivia and watching the game. While watching in line to watch Elmo's World Live, we saw the final score, Iowa State: 44, Iowa: 41 after three overtimes. Incredible! We high-fived each other as the New York and New Jersey families looked at us as though we were crazy. We looked like a commercial for a smart phone.

Finally, on Friday night after little O was in bed, Benny and I watched the Iowa State-Conneticut game. Again, it was a nail-biter and down to the wire, but the Cyclones pulled it off. Final score: 24-20.

That takes us to where we are today: 3-0. We're planning to bask in this glory for two weeks. Iowa State takes on Texas on October 1 in Ames. Go Clones!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Gettysburg, Mount Vernon and a Pie

As promised, here is the rest of the visit with my parents. After spending a long day in Washington, D.C., we decided to head north to Gettysburg, Penn. In addition to seeing the best museum about the Civil War battle, we also took an informative two-hour tour of the battlefields.

Olivia stay with the group, please.

It isn't Gettysburg until you take your photo with a cannon.
 In addition to sightseeing, we also celebrated my mom's birthday.
Once again, we ventured down south, this time to see George Washington's home, Mount Vernon.

Olivia is unimpressed with Washington's dentures.

What's that sticker on Benny's T-shirt?

Martha and George's final resting place.

Olivia practices taking the oath of office.
Our final stop on this whirl wind tour of Washington, D.C.,-- Arlington Cemetery.
Olivia is a little annoyed with the daily group photo.


Mom and Dad may have been our first visitors, but I'm sure they won't be our last.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Summertime Reflections

It's Labor Day. The official end of the summer. Where did summer 2011 go? It flew by, with a few photos taken, many more memories made, and not enough blog posts written.

This summer, Olivia and I went to Gettysburg three times. Yes, the history nerd in me rejoiced. Our first trip was Memorial Day.


Now Olivia knows to say hi to Lincoln whenever we are in town. And I think I'm one more tour away from becoming a qualified Gettysburg tour guide.

We visited West Virginia, hiked a bit of the Appalachian Trail (saw two snakes that day) and ate three meals in three different states. It's a baby step when compared with Benny's friend Steve who ate three meals in three different European countries. Still I'm including this Volkmann goodie in the Christmas letter.




Benny ran a Warrior Dash (a mud and fire race) near Washington, D.C. Olivia and I cheered him on and kept our distance until after he showered.



Olivia and I planted a small garden. We forgot to water our garden. We killed our garden. (More on that later.)

We ate custard at the same ice cream shop as President Obama. We visited Washington, D.C., a handful of times. We attended a Fourth of July party. We attended a 40th birthday party. We ate more hot dogs and hamburgers in the last three months than we have in the last three years.


Colleen and Adam came to visit. (More on that later.) We visited the Volkmanns in Minnesota and the Kanns in Iowa. Olivia met her extended family on the Wille side.

Movie night with her Hoel cousins.

The whole Wille family.
 I baked more desserts this summer than I have in the last three years. I canned peaches with the help of Melinda and Andrea. (More on that later too.)

I bought a book about family trips to Civil War battlefields. We dragged Olivia to the Antietam battlefields with Jason and Melinda. History nerd rejoiced again.


Olivia licked her first ice cream cone. Olivia attended her first wedding. Benny went to his first Iowa State Fair. It was Olivia's first Iowa State Fair too. (more on that later.)

Summer 2011 may be gone, but it isn't forgotten.